Evian Mountain

 A faux encyclopedia entry, written for a class.

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Evian Mountain, the tallest snow-covered peak in the Picturesque Mountain Range, is home to the Aquafina Spring. This spring, which feeds into the Dasani River, contains only the cleanest, most natural water. This unique spring contains a naturally-created filter system which takes ordinary ground water and deposits it in the spring as pure and fresh. The rare fish that live in this water only consume impurities and excrete healthy minerals. Even the snow that runs into the spring is pure and clean. It is said that all who drink of the spring’s waters will feel healthier and more hydrated than if they’d stuck to plain tap water. Tourists are willing to pay exorbitant fees to hike up the mountain and taste the water for themselves.